"Well, my husband's been out of town on business a lot lately and I'm really missing him."
"Oooh, that's tough."
"Yeah. It hasn't been fun."
"Do you think he's having an affair?"
"What?!?"
"Well, you said your husband is always traveling out of town. Do you think he's fooling around?"
"Wow. I, um. Wow. Um, I called into your show to send a dedication to my husband and now you're asking me if you think he's having an affair...."
"Correct."
"Well, I'm sure he isn't."