Sting - "When We Dance"

It's not a bad thing when you're rumored to be a guy who is capable of making mad passionate love for hours on end.  For Sting, that rumor has followed him for years.  Poor guy.  But let's focus on why we're here: music.  Sting's decade of solo efforts comprised Fields of Gold: The Best of Sting 1984-1994.  The album also contained two new songs.  One song was "When We Dance"--a meandering ballad that clocked in a second below six minutes.  Let's see: the guy creates songs nearly twice in length as most and allegedly has hours-long sexual escapades...I don't see the connection.