Billy Joel - "All Shook Up"

When auditioning for shows at Second City, chances are I would be asked to sing.  While everyone says, "I can't sing!" but secretly practice every week doing karaoke...I actually mean it when it.  I can't sing!  In order to work around this requisite at auditions, I would simply sing an Elvis song because doing a caricature of Elvis was the only chance I had versus standing there and attempting to belt out "My Heart Will Go On".  Do you know how many shows I was cast in that required singing?  Zero.