Monday, January 25, 2016

Shania Twain - "I'm Gonna Getcha Good!"

"Hello?"

"Is this Shania?"

"Yes?"

"Hi Shania, this is your record company.  Listen, we're gonna need you to come up with another pop-country song for your new album."

"But I already gave you a whole bunch of pop-country songs in my last album."

"Right right right, but let's crank out another, okey dokey?"

"Well, I suppose.""

We did a focus group and they really liked 'That Don't Impress Me Much', so we're thinking of doing a version 2.0 of that song."

"What does version 2.0 mean?"

"We really don't know, but please try to use the word 'getcha' in the title."

"I'll see what I can do."