stow (verb) -- meaning to put away your reasonable-sized carry-on luggage in the precious overhead bins before some dude wearing ripped sweatpants stuffs his over-sized briefcase and stinky bag of McDonalds in the overhead compartment
lavatory (noun) -- otherwise referred to as the "can" or the "shitter", this is the place people want to go immediately after the pilot illuminates the fasten seat belt sign
deplane (verb) -- whereas some folks take their sweet time boarding the plane, these particular passengers have no patience when it comes to exiting the plane including that one lady from row 37 who pushes her way to the front of the line because she's very important