Showing posts with label bathroom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bathroom. Show all posts

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Sarah McLachlan "Building A Mystery"

"ATTENTION: Please wear your Sunday best and keep your work areas clean. Visitors from corporate will be in the offices the rest of the week."

Although our radio station had a rather strict dress code (something unheard of in radio), a memo to run an iron over our khaki pants was commonplace when I first started in radio thanks to our very conservative corporate owners. Whenever they paid a visit to our radio stations, a note circulated. Although I didn't mind the dress code, many of my old-school radio colleagues rolled their eyes at it. Aside from wearing business casual clothes, I never understood the need for a reminder to keep our desks and work space clean...until someone clued me into the mystery pooper.

According to sources, someone at the office was going #2 on top of the toilet seat in the women's bathroom. Our bathrooms were locked, so you needed a key for access...meaning it had to be a current employee. It didn't happen every day or weekly, but it always seemed to happen whenever folks started to believe the poop storm had passed. The legend of who was responsible for this remained alive for a good handful of years when I worked there. Those same sources usually listed one or two suspects, yet no one knew for sure. What this says about an employee who goes to this length to express themselves was quite telling (and frightening). To this date, no one has ever correctly identified or admitted to being the mystery pooper. If it's anything like the story from New Jersey, it might have been someone from management.

Saturday, August 26, 2017

George Benson "Turn Your Love Around"

Would you believe me if I told you "Turn Your Love Around" was composed in the bathroom?  It's true.  According to Jay Graydon, the song's co-writer, the melody and chorus for the song came to him while he was sitting on the toilet.  While the perfect end to this story would be that the song went to #2 on the charts, it actually only peaked at #5 on the Hot 100 (#1 on the R&B Chart).

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

George Michael - "Jesus To A Child"

A couple years before being arrested pleasuring myself in a park bathroom, George Michael scored a huge international hit with "Jesus To A Child".  The 1996 ballad clocked in just under seven minutes, and the video somehow featured neither Michael's butt nor leather pants.